Kinky DIY: Turn your coffee dining table into a spanking work bench

Keep in mind some time ago once I turned my Fleshlight release into a machine that is spunk-milking? Well, I decided I required a unique project, therefore I got stuck directly into a few more kinky DIY: switching my coffee table as a spanking bench that is customised. I’ve wanted something similar to this for a time, but buying good, hefty, padded furniture getting thoroughly fucked on can seriously bugger your wallet. An effective bondage horse can cost you over $1,000 (about £740) and also simply a set, padded BDSM board so I wanted to see if I could do it cheaper myself that you could put on a table somewhere costs nearly $300 (£220.

The brief: create one thing padded and comfortable that i could be bent over and strapped to while my partner beats me with a gear, or fucks me personally dismissively like he’s wanking. Important requirements:

  • the spanking bench must certanly be wipe-clean (therefore it does not get covered in jizz within five full minutes)
  • it must be reasonably an easy task to hide when individuals whom don’t need to know about my sex-life see and
  • it should cost less than ВЈ100 because i will be a cheapskate

Are you able to get this sexy, sexy fantasy a real possibility? Let’s find out.

What you ought to make your kinky DIY spanking work bench

First, you’re have to a coffee dining table. Here’s one I made previously.

That you made earlier, you can use a coffee table someone else has made if you don’t have a coffee table. I’m perhaps not planning to let you know just how to enjoy peekshows.com life, but to tell the truth i believe Ikea coffee tables are rubbish because they’re actually light and flimsy: you might even pick one up for free if you want something cheap and sturdy check out your nearest charity shop that sells furniture – British Heart Foundation have a fair few – or head over to Gumtree where.

However, if all you could’ve got is an Ikea coffee dining table, that’ll nevertheless probably work: it starts off light and flimsy but we’re likely to intentionally make our kinky DIY table top quite hefty to include heft. This can be partly because hefty intercourse furniture is certainly much My Cup Of Tea. It is additionally because, as you care able to see above, my personal coffee dining table is on castors and so I require the dining table top to be weighty sufficient so it does not slide all around us while I’m getting vigorously fucked.

Plus your coffee dining table, you will also need:

Materials

  • Some long, dense batons of timber (mine’s about 40mm by 60mm – you should utilize narrower timber if you like a shallower end product – I made mine because of the rough proportions of this space under my couch in your mind, and so I can slip it underneath the sofa for fast access once I fancy a tied-up shag)
  • A sheet that is large of (thicker the greater I think, mine was 18mm thick, but see above re: the space under your settee or anywhere you’re planning to keep it)
  • Beading that matches (or approximately matches) the thickness of the plywood (therefore 18mm dense too)
  • Wood filler
  • Polyurethane foam (my own was about 30mm dense you could go thicker or slimmer if you want)
  • Whatever textile you intend to used to protect your work work bench ( more on this later)
  • Metal screw plates for energy
  • Lashing rings
  • Wood screws (low priced chipboard screws are fine)
  • Finger Nails
  • Wood glue
  • Upholstery pins
  • An array of interesting swear terms to utilize through the project

Total price of materials: about £55. We already had screws, finger nails, lumber glue, beading offcuts etc, that I actually needed to buy so it was just the wood, memory foam, fabric, lashing rings and upholstery pins. I do believe my polyurethane foam price simply over £20, in addition to timber i acquired from my hardware that is local store. I’ve associated with Amazon and Homebase although I find it’s cheaper to get DIY stuff from an actual shop if you can, because you can haggle for offcuts if they have what you need so you can see what I mean for each thing.

Tools

  • A drill
  • A saw (ideally a mitre saw but you can certainly do it with hand saw if you want to)
  • A jigsaw (again, you could do it having hand saw if you wish to)
  • A hammer
  • Sandpaper ( or even a mouse sander now is easier – mine broke halfway through because mouse sanders own it set for me personally)
  • A staple gun
  • Tape measure